RICH KALLET Having bombed his SAT's, Mr. Kallet's mathematical aptitude seemingly limited his career options to being a rock-n-roll drummer (provided he was restricted to counting in common time). Venturing to the University of Miami, he bumped into the legendary Jaco Pastorius, who told him, "Out of my way!" He also met Jim Henriques and the two promptly set out to antagonize the aesthetic sensibilities of the Jazz Department with a prog-rock group. Some 25 years later, the semi-respectable medical researcher reluctantly joined a garage band organized by a delusional "guitar owner." There, he met the equally mortified Dr. Graves. The two quickly teamed up with Dr. Davis to form the Æsthetic Condition. After reuniting with Mr. Henriques, the group became this musical abomination. Enjoy!
